New Nintendo game discovered today! Cookie Wars!

Today, we discovered something: there was one forgotten secret Nintendo was hiding from us! in 1986 Nintendo began working on a game… Killer Cookie Wars! You controlled a team of healthy, non-fat, non-sugar oatmeal rasin cookies, battling fat, non-healthy, sugary chocolate chip cookies. Its a RTS. They developed it for the NES, but before they were about to announce it, when a worker was taking the last copy home to test, he mistook it for a cookie and ate it. (it had a realistic looking cookie cover.) This was what happened to all the other copies. Nintendo never said a word of it.

But today… A nintendo worker found another copy, and put it in his old NES. He says it was amazing! It was a tower defense and an RTS, two different modes were in it. He spoke with the president of Nintendo. They agreed to make it into a virtual console game. It will be out sometime in January.

(coughjcoughocoukghe)

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“Lag”busters: “Rating”busters

The movie was horrible. They had to make a new rating for the movie since it was so bad.. -10/10, they called the rating “busted”…

Effects: Drawings on PAPER were the effects…. Serious.

Plot: Horrid. Think about this: your new GM game has problems: It has high loading time and runs slow. Then you hire “Lag”busters, who fix your game. Very short..

You get the point right?

Anyway, the box office gross was 3,000 only so…. Not that good.. REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY bad in fact. Actually, it did so bad they took it out of theater. You should be glad you didn’t see it. They announced a sequel, them stupids…

So, Its really bad. No one want to see it. The actors did a terrible job.

And in fact, Rotten Tomatoes even said

” This movie was supposed to make you want to download game maker. It actually made me deathly afraid of the program. I will NEVER download it.”

So you get the picture. Worst movie of all time. BOO!!
Bugaham Games

“Lag”busters opening weekend

I’m very exited (actually not very) to be at the “Lag”busters opening weekend. They just announced the character list, and it seems like the movie will be very stupid. First of all, its being made by disney. The character list is:

KC LC: Miley Cyrus (what the heck?)

Mark: Tim Allen (What’s wrong with this list? Obviously, its stupid.)

“Lag”buster: Miyamoto ( Oh my gosh this is stupid, Nintendo’s Miyamoto?)

NPT: Ben Stiller (WHAT THE HECK?)

It turns out that NPT is actually the guy who’s having problems with “lag”….

Right….

I am going to predict very bad critic results.

(btw, if you are offended by this list, please let me know and I will have your name removed.)

So it looks dissapointing.

I will have more coverage on the opening day tommorow, and will post tommorow. But I hope Mark sues disney for making this movie without his permission/

(By the way, this is a total joke.)

Bugaham Games

New Movie! “Lag”Busters! Coming in theaters soon!

New movie! LagBusters is about a member of the GMC, trying to create a game. Of course, there is a lot of graphics and textures, mp3s, etc. that makes the file size high, makes high loading times or “lags” (not really lags, just believed to be lags) He/She hires professional help…

1. Big images are bad. If you have big backgrounds, try to divide it into 4 different pieces, and use them as tiles. They make loadtime bad..

2. Avoid particles. They rarely look nice, and when used too much create major “lag” (not really lag). This includes using the “create effects” event, though it sometimes looks nice creates “lag” (not really lag) when used too much. (animations are nice, as long as they aren’t huge.)

3. Avoid mp3s. Yes, I am saying this: MP3s are bad. Really bad. They up the loading time, and the filesize, and if your game becomes really big… ( I mean if walmart starts selling it, etc.) Then mp3s are illegal… (midis are good though. Wav files are much bigger than MP3s, so a big fat no-no.)

The LagBusters save the day by destroying lag! Now the world is saved. Not really… In the ending sequence, the main character’s game is very unpolished! OH NO! Now the un-polished game busters will have to save the day…

BTW, I will be gone for a while due to the opening of LagBusters. This means no posts for those days… Sorry..

(actually its not because of lagbusters but..)

This is not meant to be funny.