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First Impressions

I finally picked up OoT (Ocarina of Time to you n00bs.), yeah, I know, should’ve got it earlier. Here’s the first impressions for each category (its a strange system.) The parenthesis tell how many points each category is worth. See?

Graphics (2)- The graphics aren’t amazing so far, but they are still very good and there is no lapse in frame rate, so I will give it a 1.5

Sound (3)- The awesomeness that is Zelda always had good music, and OoT doesn’t disappoint me. Epically good tracks! 3, easily..

Gameplay (6)- This game is very very good. Once you get used to the controls, its amazing- however, its pretty hard to figure out what to do. I played it for an hour, and finally managed to get into the Duku Tree. Played it for another 30 minutes, and I got a slingshot. About 15 minutes after that, I couldn’t continue. I had got to this part where there was no where to go except one door, and the only exits were too high to reach. The giant spider killed me (yeah, I know I’m supposed to hit it when it turns around, but it wouldn’t.) and made me start the whole tree level again, which made me sad. However, still an amazing game. 5.5/6

Replay (4)- I can tell I will be playing this game multiple times. 4.

Presentation (1)- Yeah, I added this. This is just how a 3d Zelda should be. I’ve never played a 3d Zelda before this, and this is possibly my fav in the series. Transition was perfect. ALL 1 POINT.

Other (3)- The camera can be a bit messy at first, and that fairy is annoying. 2.5..

OVERALL IMPRESSION- 17.5/19! That means .921052632, aka .92, aka 9.2/10 for just the first impressions. Haven’t even gotten into the game yet.

AMAZING game, better than any wii game (yeah, including SSBB.) but I’m not sure if it is ready to take on the awesomeness of a few other favorites such as M&LSS or Pokemon Silver… Okay, it can.

Bugaham
(a full review will be coming.)

But wait! There’s more. I have a DREEEAMMMCCAASSSTTTT now. Yeah, but no games for it. :’(
Hoping to pick up CHUCHU ROCKET or SOULCALIBUR or CRAZY TAXI!! (and of course, rayman 2.)

First Impressions and reviews will come out when I actually get around to picking up a dreamcast game at my local game store… I dunno when that will happen. Definitely before the end of November (hopefully…)

Hope you liked this first impression!

Please. No.

Not a wii 2.
NO!!!
You can’t be serious. A Wii 2? Wow.. http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/10/29/possible-wii-2-specs-leaked-1080p-blu-ray-2010-oh-my/ I hope its faked- it was on ign too, so it must be getting pretty big- I hope its fake. I really do. I’m gonna rant a bit about gimmicks.

Let’s start by defining a gimmick- my definition compared to wiki’s. Mine: Anything that is used to trick consumers into buying a product that adds nothing to the product at all. Wiki’s:a quirky feature that distinguishes a product or service without adding any obvious function or value. Yeah, pretty much the same only mine was coolerer(er.). Wikipedia’s not coolerer(er) enough. Just joking..

Ok, so let’s define a few things that are gimmicks. Starting from the NES era, I’m gonna define a few gimmicks from the years, until I get to the modern gaming era. Then I’ll just do a few general gimmicks. So, here goes the nes! ROB The Robot is a gimmick. Seriously, a robot that gets to press a button for you, because there isn’t enough buttons? COOL! … Well, that sure added some sales to the NES very cleverly (it really did.) but… Why not just make the controller have more buttons, or allow player two to press buttons, or make an addon, or ANYTHING! Not a super slow battery draining robot. Seriously. The power glove was another gimmick, but we all know how that one worked out…

Now at the time of the Super Nintendo/Gen/Turbographx. Nintendo gets rid of the ROB (yay. also, there have been quite a few misunderstandings: READ CAREFULLYER. Rob is a great nostalgia thingy and a great character in nintendo games. He just is a stupid selling gimmick; just like Atari’s not a failure, but the thought of a Jaguar 2 is.) and feels the need for a rocket launcher- ok, sounds fine, we had a light gun, right? A rocket launcher’s better. WHY do you need to change something so simple in the first place? And they added one of my major hates; MOTION SENSING! *shudders.* So increase the weight, make it a rocket launcher, make it more complex without making the games it uses more complex, slightly more inconveineinceing the player??? Giiimmmiiickkk!! The gen and turbo don’t have that much gimmicks, while nintendo does. Seriously. WAY too much.

Nintendo 64!!! Yeah, we’ve what, tripled? Quadrupled? the bits, so shouldn’t we get rid of the gimmicks now? Introducing, the rumble pack. Yeah, a pak thingy that costs a bit of money- you plug it into your controlller, and when you DIE, an earthquake appears in your hand. Sweet, right? Now, you may be thinking the controller itself is a gimmick- kindof it is, I’ll get to that later, but the analog stick greatly improves the amount of directions you can move in games, making 3d platformers much better- so an analog stick is NOT a gimmick. HA! Ok, you have a rumble pack. Pay money, and the controller.. Shakes! YEAH!! Because instead of improving gameplay in a game, all you have to do is make your controller shake! Its 4 dimensionsal! (yeah, that’s seriously what the media thinks four dimensional is- feelings and emoitions.. So water, fire, etc are all 4d. Not really.) So why wouldn’t you want it? Well, put it this way: Why would you want it when you can buy a good game instead? Because it shakes…

Gamecube..!…! Ok, now here there’s tons of gimmicks; if generation 7 didn’t come along, this gen would be known as ‘gimmick generation.’ You’ve got too many gimmicks to count; Donkey Kong Bongos, DDR Mat, (in the case of the ps2) Guitar hero Guitar… Just alot of gimmicks as music games are now ‘fads.’ However, not all of these gimmicks are bad, really; the controls are much better with these than pressing buttons in a certain way; imagine moving the analogue stick on your fav controller back and forth and pressing A, B, Y, X/ Sqaure, Circle, Triangle… ETC instead of the guitar’s simpleness. I’ve tried that once; it can hurt your strummy thumb more than the guitar does. So in a way, these gimmicks aren’t that bad, like the SNES rocket launcher, which wasn’t that bad, just didn’t need to be over gimmicked.

GENERATION NOW Please… Do I have to explain this? Natal. ps3 wand. Wiimote. Wiimote plus. Wiifit. Guitar. DDR. Baseball bat. Glove. Zapper. Seriously, I could probably just fill a few more lines with these, but you get the point. WAY too many gimmicks! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY can’t I just use my good ol’ gamecube controller? Or, I’d be perfectly fine by using my n64’s controller. But no, we have to get gimmicky…. NO!!!

Generation Wii 2 PLEASE NO! NO NO NNON NOONONONONON! If this is real and not a rumor, I’m going to destroy my wii with a sledgehammer (even though it has SSBB and all the VC stuff) mail the peices to nintendo, and tell them I’m never buying a new nintendo product again (I’ll just buy all the retro stuff.) That would totally make me mad. Too much gimmicks to handle! I thought that nintendo may possibly go back to a good ol’ normal controller. HOPEFULLY this is false. Hopefully. I really, really, want it to be false.. PLEASEEE be false. PLEAASEE. If this is true.. WEll, if this is true, I’ll lock myself in a closet with only a N64 and a flashlight and a TV and some cords and power supply and cheezits. For 20 hours. And then I’ll play some games.

So, Please nintendo… PLEASSEEE tell me this is just a rumor.
Bug

The Next Generation Of Gaming: BUG’S PREDICTIONS

Ok, here’s my predictions: Before I start, though, I apologize for my lack of posting. Now, onwards!

Sony
Sony will NOT come out with a playstation 4. It may still be playstation, but not have the 4. Possibly playstation ADVANCED or superplaystation, or perhaps not playstation at all. Motion controllers will be standard. The system will pack in around 212 bits of processing power. It will have extremely realistic graphics, and cause sony to get back in their previous winning streak with the first 2 playstations. The price will be around 400$ for the cheapest model.

Microsoft
Microsoft WILL keep using the name XBOX. Possibly some strange acronym AFTER Xbox, or something like Xbox Xtreme. However, it WILL NOT be Xbox 360 2 or Xbox 720. Yeah. Motion controllers will be standard, only a slight bit more unique then sony’s. The system will pack around 180 bits of processing power. The graphics won’t be much better than the ps3’s graphics are. Microsoft will lose, and possibly get out of the gaming competition and play a SEGA. It will be out around the same time as the next sony system, 2011, possibly? The price will be around 400$.

Nintendo
Nintendo WILL NOT use motion controllers. Think of it this way: Casual gamers have one system, why get one that’s similar? It will be completely different, but STILL a stupid gimmick (hmm, perhaps virtual boy to the NEXT LEVEL of fail?). Of course, it will fail highly, because of its release date being a year or two AFTER the new sony and microsoft. Casual gamers will buy it and buy it, though, but nintendo is too late to get ahead. They don’t lose too badly, though. It will have a price tag of around 450 but quickly drop to around a 350$ price. Its coming will be signified by a 20$ gamecube price drop. It will not have virtual console; this may seem unfair that I’m really elaborating on Nintendo, but it’ll all make sense. Why no VC? With a gimmicky controller that’s not motion controlled, how can wii backwards compatability exist, let alone gamecube. That means no gamecube controller ports, and your only controller is a huge gimmick- that stinks at almost everything except making you look like an idiot wearing a tutu and jumping off the empire state building- only to land on a matress to survive barely, and then you get hit by a football thrown by two random people, and on your jump back up, you get knocked off the course of the matress- and land in a giant hole filled with wet cement. So, its like wearing a power glove- on your third arm that’s coming out of your back. And the power glove is purple. With green polka dots. So anyways, try imagining- you have, say, microsoft’s natal. Would that be good for pulling off your SSBM moves? Nope. Fail.

Sega-
Yes, sega. Sega may make a comeback- though its like trying to pull a lemon seed out of a giant pit filled with spears and spikes, only using that power glove on your third arm to retrieve it- oh yeah, those dorks are throwing their football, you’re wearing that tutu, and your legs are paralyzed- but, what sega does, is make the pit just 1 inch. Yeah- sega would just create an awesome game that’s five levels, and it would still be awesome. They’ve lost that tradition recently, though, and the casual market rising would make them motion control idiots. Possibly, revival of the dreamcast since it has better graphics then the wii, so it still could compete..

Atari-
Fail.

Philips-
Fail.

Magnavox-
Odysey 3- the GIGANTIC BALLERINA system for those football dorks- yeah.

So, I hope you like my theorys.

Bug
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GAMES

Is the DS dying?

Is it? I’m gonna try my hand at poetry here..

Is the DS dying?
no wave of good games
no excitement of innovation
no youth left in the aging system
Price rises instead of price cuts
Excuses aren’t excuses; unless you know the DSi
They can cram a nintendo 64 into something twice as big as a GBA sp
(but they forgot a little thing called an analog stick.)
In (whenever) the super nintendo came. It was somewhat big. And they fit it into something smaller than your hand, the GBA sp.
Couldn’t they fit something with the graphics power of… Say, a 360? Couldn’t they put THAT in a little box with an analog stick?
Its aging. No youth lies in it. Its 5 years old, the average lifespan of a system. Is america ready for the DS to die?
Yeah. We just want a portable system that plays n64 nes snes and gcn (ok, thats not gonna happen but it would be awesome)
Sony’s on nintendo’s tail- soon the psp will creep above the DS
The big N has one shot of getting this right- or dyeing like sega. Their choice.

Didja like my poem?
Bug

POKEMON

Hello everyone! Sorry that I haven’t posted in such a long time, but anyways..

Pokemon Heart Gold/Soul Silver are out. Truthfully, I like the originals better from what I’ve seen (haven’t played the game yet). The music is just not up to par, and they added hardly anything new that I really care about (it would’ve been very nice to see battles in Hoenn and Sinnoh, and of course another battle with red.)

I gotta say something about HGSS that really makes me mad- the final boss is messed up. The only pokemon game with a suitable final boss and they just messed it up. HAILING DURING THE FINAL BOSS??????!?!?!? Its supposed to be in a CAVE. Doh! Hail just makes the battle so much more luck based and easier to beat. The good thing about red is when you are playing Silver or Gold, and all the sudden you find a mysterious cave, wander for an hour, find the back, and find a trainer. But didn’t you already beat Blue and win the game? (yeah, thats another thing wrong with this game, they don’t get their names right. ITS BLUE, not GREEN.) Yeah, but you still gotta beat the trainer you were in the last game- oh wait, you are battling yourself? How nice. How you wished you didn’t level up your snorlax so much- anyways, you find that its level 80s. OUCH. The hardest fight in any game if you aren’t prepared (my team of level 50s barely managed to beat him ((YUS!!)) but when I clone my trusty level 100 espeon, its a peice of cake.) and the only thing they could do? Add something else if you beat him where you can play him again and he has all level 100s, or even better, some weird storyline thing where he gets super strong pokemon. I don’t care, either would be nice. Another thing they messed up was the music- its a close fight between Silver and Superstar Saga for my favorite video game music, and it makes me sad when they remix perfectly awesome music- and they didn’t JUST remix, they remixed it so it barely keeps the same TUNE. Fail. And the graphics… Silver just won’t be the same without them. I don’t think they need to remake this game. I’ll just fork out the 100some (130 bucks isnt too bad for this awesome game) bucks it is on amazon to get a brand new one when my eternal battery fails. I don’t care. Also, the little tiny GImmick thingys; I DO NOT CARE! Why should I care if my little trusted Espeon follows me around? What I would really like is a few more people he can cream.

That’s all I really have to say for now
Bug

Top 5* GREATEST Portable Games I’ve Ever Played, and an article on POKEMON!

I decided to do more top 3 or 5 or 10 lists because of a previous comment, someone requesting more ‘top’ lists. So, greatest portable games. I own a GBA, a GBAsp (because my GBA is broken.), a DS, and a PSP. I find myself playing GBA and GBC/GB games more than I play my DS or my GCN or my wii (which, isn’t really worth the 250. More like, worth… 50 or less.). So here’s my top 5 greatest portable games. Ever. Yeah.

Number five is… Mario World (gba)- I bought my gba around 6 or 7 months after they were released. One of the BEST purchases ever made. And one of the BEST purchase I made FOR the gba, was mario world. Yeah, mario world. Its a remake of the classic SNES game, and is a simple platformer. That was awesome. Its pretty hard to explain its awesomeness.. Its strange.

Number four is.. Mario 64 DS – Mario World was that good Mario Port, ported from SNES. So, step above the GBA, you get the ds. Step above the SNES, you get the n64. So, of course, Mario 64 DS came. Because that game is awesomely awesome. The game that popularized the 3d platformer genre, and the game that everyone has. My only complaint is that they didn’t impliment a control stick in the ds. It makes me

Number three is.. Mario And Luigi Superstar Saga! I don’t remember when or where I got this game, but I do KNOW its AWESOME. This game is huge. Really. ITS HUGE! I’ve never actually beat this game, but my most recent try has been this week and the weeks before. And yesterday I gave up because joke’s end is SO cheap. (joke’s end is also the level BEFORE the last, so HA!) The only bad thing about this game is when you are not battling a boss. Then its borrinng (another reason why I quit joke’s end, because that boss there takes FOREVER to get to.)!

Number three is.. Space Invaders Extreme! Really, the number three next to this is not a mistake. Its tied with Mario & Luigi. They are both equally awesome. How can you take a simple, done over and over and over and over (copy & paste for 10 seconds.) and make it feel new, and new, and.. Yeah. Copy and paste again. Well, somehow Space Invaders Extreme manages this; an EXTREME game, and the best space invaders remake I have ever seen. Brilliant.

The (forgotten) number threes are:
Super Monkey Ball- The only sega game I have liked. How can you NOT like monkey’s rolling around in one of those hamster wheel things. Too bad I lost it! HOW COULD I??? (I lost it around a year after I got it, hasn’t showed up in 6+ years ((don’t remember when I got it, and I moved recently… Probably won’t find it anytime soon.)) so I don’t have much to say about it.)

Yoshi’s Island- RUFFLES! That’s all yoshi says. He really likes potato chips. And I really like this game. Another SNES port, and amazing graphics. Too bad we haven’t had any more yoshi like this. (yoshi’s island ds was good but didn’t compare to this.) HOW COULD I LOSE THIS????????? ROAR!

Number One is.. Pokemon SILVER. (obviously.) Pokemon silver is the best pokemon game. Hands down. I’ll talk more about why in the second part of this, but its surely the best. Pokemon is one of those games that idiots call ’stupid.’. Then you just ask the idiots if they have PLAYED pokemon, and what’s their answer? ‘No, but its still stupid.’. I hate those people. You also see this with Zelda, Kirby, and you have the complete TOTAL n00bs who haven’t even HEARD of Zelda and Kirby and Metroid. (If they grew up/are growing up in an awful world with horrible living standards, like bad water and no food, that’s perfectly fine and they are not a n00b.) I really need to have a rant about all the modern day ‘gamers’ sometime soon.. But anyways, best game. Ever. For portable systems. YEAH!

Now, to part two. Now, as I explained above, Gold And Silver are awesome. REALLY awesome. Different games than Red and Blue. But all the other pokemon games feel the same as red and blue. I feel I’m playing the EXACT. GAME. OVER and OVER AGAIN! Will I buy any more pokemon games? Nope. Not unless they are new. I already have all of them, and I have lets see… 6 copies of red and blue, and one copy of gold and silver. Add something new. (the next pokemon game I’m getting? Pokemon stadium. Completely strategy based because you have no idea what you are up against, and its COMPLETE battling. Not the stupid stuff we hate.)

Thats all for now!
Bug

First N64 Review: Glover

Glover. I don’t really have much to say about this one. You control a glove… And you have to find bouncy balls. And then get them to the exit using various powerups, such as bouncing it, throwing it, or slapping it. Or you can use your magical glove magic to change it to a different ball, such as a rock (which happens to break at a tiny touch) a bowling ball, a metal ball or the normal bouncy ball. So, yeah.. Onto the review!

Graphics: These graphics are decent/good. They aren’t PERFECT, of course, or even great. They are kinda in that category thats slightly above ‘good enough.’. But, sadly, the backgrounds couldn’t follow the standards everything else set (wait, sadly?). Did the game creators know that people would notice if they didn’t put backgrounds in, and just a orange background everywhere? I don’t think so, because that’s what they did. The effects didn’t follow the standard of the background, but didn’t follow the standards of everything else. They were a bit under ‘good enough’ and not good enough for this game. Overall, 6/10. WHY HAVE A COMPLETELY ORANGE BACKGROUND??

Sound: The sound was slightly better than the graphics that were slightly better than good enough. In this game, good enough was actually quite above good enough, so the sound was pretty good. No. Not sound. Music… Sound was like the orange background. Let’s put sound effects of some really fat dude saying ‘Uguhghghg’ at the top of his lungs as all the noises a CUTE LITTLE character makes. And see if people care. And create good enough (only good enough is actually quite above good enough in this game, so slightly lower than good enough) sound effects than everything else. So.. If you get what I’m saying, 7.5/10

Gameplay: ROAARRRR. I think I explained it a bunch above, but pretty much you move the glove around in a 3d platformer. I’ll list the cons: Bad physics. CHEAP gameplay. Bad physics. Bouncing that is a bit off in some parts. Bad water physics. Cheap gameplay. Bad physics. Annoying level design in everything accept the first four levels (which are perfect and have none of the next thing), one trick ponies, minigames that you NEED to beat to pass the level (also not in levels 1-4).. And much much more! What’s up with the developer, and the whole ‘hope people won’t notice’?? Well, I think I did notice. I noticed that they thought they could be lazy, not finish the game accept for the first few levels, create a bunch of 5-minute made crap levels, and release it. The game also has funny bugs. For example, the one you win when you clear a level 100%. A star magically appears instead of the level marker on the door. And you can jump through this star. They were too lazy to make the star solid?? Overall, you can probably guess that the first four levels save this from a 2. 3/10

Replay Value- This game has a lot of levels, but its just plain not fun after you beat the first four. Also, once you beat all the levels (if you REALLY want to.) then you probably won’t feel like coming back again. No two player, nothing extra. At all. 4/10

Overall- The first four levels were pure genius. Then whoever made the game just got lazy. Overall, 5.5/10. Not worth the 5 bucks I paid for it. But, its worth two bucks just for the first four levels.

Hope you enjoyed this review. Hopefully, some more positive reviews will come in the future, but maybe not. Well, actually, they will because beetle adventure racing definitely does not deserve anything this low.

Buga

Nintendo 64. Yay.

My nintendo 64 FINALLY came. It doesn’t work on my fancy flat screen, but it does work on my not-so fancy but good tv. Yeah, its awesome. Here’s the full review.

Controller: AWESOME controller, that is more unique and clever and a good idea than the wii remote. (that’s not really saying anything though, so..) The controller has three arms, one with the dpad, one with the control stick, and one with all your buttons. You normaly hold the later two arms. The controller kinda cramps your fingers after awhile though, but its the best controller I’ve used.

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Well, its kinda hard to give a review on a console, accept for its controller. It doesn’t matter how awesome the console is, but how awesome the games are. So, I’ll let you know about that in a while.

Number one monkey game

Donkey Kong Country. Do I need to explain this? Oh, I think I already did a long while of posts back. Oh well.

My Top 3 FAVORITE Monkey Games (with more monkey!)

Note: before this starts, I want to say this:
WE DO NOT NEED OR WANT ANOTHER MONKEY. AS YOU WILL SEE ON THIS LIST, ONE MONKEY AND HIS PALS DOMINATE GAMING. WE DON’T WANT THIS MONKEY TO GO, AND WE COULD REALLY CARE LESS ABOUT ANY OTHER GAMING MONKEYS.
And-
I have not played very many n64 games (but hopefully that will change!) so don’t be surprised if your FAVORITE monkey games from the Nintendo 64 aren’t on here (maybe I’ll update this list later on.)

Starting at number 3..
Donkey Kong (arcade).
You rarely see anybody or any store with this game. That’s because it costs a good 2000$ on ebay, and almost all arcades that have classic games are gone now (you can still find arcades in theme parks, but without this and good old titles like Pacman or Galaga, ((and OF COURSE Donkey Kong)) they just aren’t the same ). But that doesn’t mean donkey kong is bad. Donkey Kong is what started nintendo’s venture into gaming (unless, of course, you count popeye, and of course, the whole legal system didn’t work well with them doing that..). If you had never heard of donkey kong, it would be pretty hard for someone to explain it to you- but of course, over 90% of the world knows about donkey kong (just an estimate from me. ) so that won’t be an issue. This classic game introduced the basics for mario- an italian person who uh.. has had over 20 jobs. Let’s count a few off. Princess’s servent, Punching Bag, Referee (boxing), Referee (tennis), professional tennis player, professional go kart racer.. But even before all that, he was a construction worker (maybe.). So you’re working at this construction zone, and this giant 20 foot tall ape storms in, takes some random princess-ey person, and jumps to the top of the building. Jumps. A 20 foot ape. So the building gets a bit messed up, which makes it a bit easier for ‘jumpman’, surprisingly. A few slanted ramps with ladders to climb and the gigantic ape hurling all the barrels he’s got at you (which, is probably infinite.) while you must try to get to the top of the building and rescue that- that- what’s her name? I forgot.. She’s too boring (good thing Toadstool/Peach replaced her.). So you climb to the top, jumping over fire, barrels, monsters and STUFF to get to your ‘princess’ (let’s refer to her as that from now on.). Now, there are 3 levels- The normal one, one with springs bouncing, and a boss. You ‘kill’ him when he falls off the building, but beauty didn’t actually kill the beast, because he jumps right up, grabs her, and you start this cycle of completing levels and- oh, its a new level. The incredibly simply complex paradoxical fourth level- and then everything repeats. Over and over. Then you lose at level 22 no matter what, so you pretty much YOU”RE WINNER!. Either way, DK is one game that GREATLY affected humankind- imagine a world without him- that means no nintendo in the gaming industry, no mario, no kirby, no pokemon.. Yeah.

Coming in at number 2..
Donkey Konga!
You buy the game.
It costs money.
More.
More money.
More money for the game.
You open game.
You take drum.
You take game.
You plug drum to gamecube.
You play game.
Any guesses? Oh right, I already told you its donkey konga. You play.. The bongo drums?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!? In a ridiculous but fun game, it doesn’t really matter, and when you’ve got the biggest variety of songs ranging from Bingo (yeah, the public domain one, about the farmer and the dog?!?!?!) to We Will Rock You by Queen. Wow. Quite a difference there. Now, the bongos are pretty simple- 2 little pads. One for red, one for yellow, both for purple, and you clap for blue. Simple, but complicated. It seems to run in the family of DK games. Three difficulties, lots of monkeys, minigames.. Can you TOP this? Well, you can, but I’ll save that for number one. This game isn’t really very in depth, so I don’t really have much to say about it that I didn’t already say…

Number one.
One.

Number one is..

Is..
Is..

Well, number one will be announced next. I know what it is, you might know what it is- but I’m done for now. BYEZ!